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    Low 80's Golf

    "I play golf in the low 80's," the little old man was telling one of the young boys at…
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    Major League Snacks

    I took my son to his first Major League baseball game when he was four. The game was…
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    Instrument Test

    I'm a middle school band teacher, and I match students to instruments by testing them on…
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    Lost In The Translation

    Two diners at a very swanky eatery were shocked to see on the menu a dish of…
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    Day Off From School

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    As Long As We Are One

    My grandson was telling me that he and his three playmates attended different…
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    Weight For Help

    Somewhat skeptical of his son's new found determination to become Charles Atlas, the…
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    Late For Work

    For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9 A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a…
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    How You Can Tell It's Going to Be a Rotten Day

    -You wake up face down on the pavement. -You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on…
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    A Deeper Problem

    Little Johnny had been bringing his drawings home from kindergarten every day since he…
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    Caught in the Act

    I was playing tooth fairy when my daughter, Marina, suddenly woke up. Seeing the money in…
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    Warning Sign

    Vacationing in Alaska, I couldn't help but notice all the warnings about bears posted in…
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    That's Hospital Coverage!

    Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in for…
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    Landing Check

    I was inspecting communications facilities in Alaska. Since I had little experience in…
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    Head Check

    One weekend my friend Sally, a nurse, was looking after her six-year-old nephew when he…

A little boy watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face.

"Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face, mommy?" he asked.

"To make myself beautiful," said his mother.

A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.

"What's the matter?" he asked. "Are you giving up?"

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