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    Self Defense

    During a practical exercise at a military police base, the instructor was giving the…
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    College Nerves

    While touring the University with some college-bound friends, I saw an advertisement that…
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    The Bethelehem Innkeeper's Top 10 Excuses

    Here are the top ten excuses the Bethlehem Innkeeper gave for not giving Joseph and Mary…
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    CD Entrance

    At our local crematorium families are given the chance to chose the music CD they would…
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    Goober Jokes Galore!

    What do you call an eternity? Four Goobers in four cars at a four way stop. Why do…
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    Trouble At The Zoo

    Three mischievous boys went to the zoo one day for an outing, since they had been at…
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    Bedtime Attire

    Frequent hand washing in my job as a medical technologist and the harsh weather combined…
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    Friendly Pig

    A man was on a walking holiday in a foreign country. He became thirsty so decided to ask…
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    Kids Off Track

    Kids statements that are a little... off track:* God bless America thru the night with a…
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    NRA Thanksgiving

    Thanksgiving Day was approaching, and a family had received a Thanksgiving card with a…
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    Rescue Mom

    My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his…
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    The End is Near

    A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, "The…
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    Signs Found In The Kitchen

    So this isn't Home Sweet Home ... Adjust! Martha Stewart doesn't live here!! Ring bell…
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    Surprise Gift

    The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he'd like a bottle of…
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    Someone Is Knocking

    A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All…

A little boy watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face.

"Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face, mommy?" he asked.

"To make myself beautiful," said his mother.

A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.

"What's the matter?" he asked. "Are you giving up?"

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