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    Second Try

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    Spelling Code

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    Computer Cup Holder

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    Sticking Out

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    Truck-Stop Harassment

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    Waiting For A Table

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    The Difference Between Men and Women

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    Doll Play

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    Bear Hunting Preacher

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    Walk-in Scream

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    Morning Run

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    Buffalo Comments

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    The Littlest Informant

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    Moving Smith

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A little boy watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face.

"Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face, mommy?" he asked.

"To make myself beautiful," said his mother.

A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.

"What's the matter?" he asked. "Are you giving up?"

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