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    The Importance of Proofing

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    Pastoral Visit

    After the birth of their child, an Episcopal priest, wearing his clerical collar, visited…
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    Translation Tries

    A Latin American minister was touring the U.S. in an effort to boost financial support…
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    Medical Opinions

    A patient complained to his doctor, "I've been to three other doctors and none of them…
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    Potato Problem

    Upon going away to college, my former brother-in-law received a hand mixer from his…
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    Morning Sickness

    Sarah dropped in on her sister Molly and found her sitting at the kitchen table, staring…
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    Chicken Neighbour

    A man was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in. The…
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    How does a home schooler change a light bulb?

    Q: How does a home schooler change a light bulb? A: First, mom checks three books on…
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    Nervous Bride

    Apparently this is a true story. A woman in her forties got married but was bit nervous…
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    Prison Riot

    The warden, addressing the three instigators of a failed prison riot, said, "I would like…
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    Rhymes and Tubes

    Our family was leaving on a two week vacation and so my preparations took me into the…
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    More On Candidates

    A newscaster interrupted scheduled programming to announce the outcome of a political…
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    Freedom

    The Fourth of July was coming up, and the nursery school teacher took the opportunity to…
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    Boat Rental

    A Scotsman, planning a trip to the Holy Land, was aghast when he found it would cost…
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    Arguing

    The other day, Nancy and I got into some petty argument. (I say it was petty. She would…

A little boy watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face.

"Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face, mommy?" he asked.

"To make myself beautiful," said his mother.

A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.

"What's the matter?" he asked. "Are you giving up?"

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