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    Gold Watch

    A boss to a retiree:"As a symbol of our gratitude, we have created this special gold…
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    Y2K - Not so Bad

    January 1, 2000 Re: Vacation Pay Dear Valued Employee: Our records indicate that you have…
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    Birthday Heart Attack

    Realizing at the last minute that it was his father's birthday, a teenage boy rushed to…
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    Patient Problem

    When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his…
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    Let's See If I Get Anything

    My eldest daughter got married at the end of last summer and is now in the process of…
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    Managing a Flag Pole

    A group of managers were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So…
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    Passing Notes

    An elderly couple are attending a church service. About halfway through, she writes a…
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    Family Records

    The following was overheard at a recent high society party..."My ancestry goes all the…
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    Rainy Weather Humor

    Nothing personal against Seattlites - change it to any other place getting a lot of rain.…
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    Know Your States

    The old pastor made it a practice to visit the parish school one day a week. He walked…
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    A Dog Named Bear

    Friends of ours owned a huge Great Dane named "Bear." He looked menacing but was actually…
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    Eulogy

    The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked…
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    Job Search Jargon

    Whether you are a student looking for that first time or summer job or a long-time…
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    Mess Cake

    The Chaplain had been assigned to the ship and he noticed how much grief the cooks (Mess…
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    Chicken on the Go (Pun Warning)

    What do call a chicken on the go? Poultry in motion

For those computer literate souls out there:

computer-keyboardISDN - It Still Does Nothing

APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

SCSI - System Can't See It

DOS - Defective Operating System

BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

IBM - I Blame Microsoft

CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.

WWW - World Wide Wait

MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

GIRO - Garbage In Rubbish Out

MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

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