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    Totally Out of Shape

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    Parachute Training

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    Daytime Television

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    Big Toe Tingle

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    Spiritual Gifts

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    Einstein At A Party

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    ID Card

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    Growing Up

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    Battle Of The Dogs

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    Gift Mug

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    Potato Problem

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    New Recruit

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    Chewed Out

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    Good Robbery

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    New Appointment

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For those computer literate souls out there:

computer-keyboardISDN - It Still Does Nothing

APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

SCSI - System Can't See It

DOS - Defective Operating System

BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

IBM - I Blame Microsoft

CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.

WWW - World Wide Wait

MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

GIRO - Garbage In Rubbish Out

MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

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