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    Pop Please

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    Walking Recovery

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    Division Of Brick Labor

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    Shoebox Dolls

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    $0.00

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    Best Guide

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    Newlywed Compromise

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    Baseball Class

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    New Russian

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    Pupil's Question

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    If Bill Gates Owned a Restaurant

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    Lost

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    How To Know When You Are Ready For Parenthood

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    Department Baseball

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    Personalized Plate

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For those computer literate souls out there:

computer-keyboardISDN - It Still Does Nothing

APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

SCSI - System Can't See It

DOS - Defective Operating System

BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

IBM - I Blame Microsoft

CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.

WWW - World Wide Wait

MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

GIRO - Garbage In Rubbish Out

MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

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