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Goober Airlines

picture of pilot in planeIf you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at: www.cybersalt.org/3ruk

Goober airlines, Flight 101, is coming in for a landing, and the pilot is freaking out. The sweat is jumping off his brow.

The plane lands and comes to a screeching halt.

He turns to the co-pilot, and he says, "Man, that is the shortest runway I ever landed on."

The co-pilot says, "Yeah, and so wide!"

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