logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Construction Noise

During a beautiful spring afternoon, I was attending a music festival. Just as I stopped to listen to a folk singer, a group of exhibitors, dragging out tools and sawhorses, began setting up their display booth nearby. All their shouting and hammering made it difficult to enjoy the music. The noise they made got louder and even more obnoxious and intrusive as time went on.

Finally, to everyone's relief, they completed the construction.

As a finishing touch, they hung a sign on their booth. It read "Silent Auction."

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    One Hard Question

    There was a student who wanted to be admitted to the University.He was smart enough to…
  • Default Image

    Shopping Wife Find

    A couple went Christmas shopping at the mall. They decided to go their separate ways and…
  • Default Image

    Top Ten Signs Your Co-worker is a Computer Hacker

    10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was for $20,000.9. He's won the…
  • Default Image

    IRS Call

    When the minister picked up the phone, Special Agent Struzik from the IRS was on the…
  • Default Image

    Goober Job Interview

    An goober goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics.…
  • Picture of Newspaper

    Good News

    *Good News* The parachute company says you'll get a full refund. They say the house…
  • Default Image

    Cave Soliciting

    Mr. Jacobson decided to take a week off from the pressures of the office and went skiing.…
  • Default Image

    Don't Smoke

    A couple of hours into a visit with my mother, she noticed I hadn't once lit up a…
  • Default Image

    New Number Request

    Mom was getting swamped with calls from strangers. The reason? A medical billing service…
  • university

    Good Morning

    When I first started college, the Dean came in and said "Good Morning" to all of us. When…
  • Default Image

    Delete Button

    Unfortunately, we humans do not come equipped with delete buttons for our mouths.My…
  • Default Image

    Deep Thoughts

    From an actual newspaper contest where entrants ages 4 to 15 were asked to imitate "Deep…
  • police pull over

    Sunday Drive

    Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police…
  • Default Image

    Let Sleeping Dogs Lie

    One afternoon, I was in the backyard hanging the laundry when an old, tired-looking dog…
  • Default Image

    Hair Mission

    In dire need of a beauty make-over, I went to my salon with a fashion magazine photo of a…