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Control Seminar

office womanThe company I work for sometimes puts on what they call "Lunch and Learn" seminars during the employees' lunchtime, dealing with a variety of physical and mental health issues. If the seminar lasts beyond the normal lunch hours, we're supposed to get managerial approval to attend.

So, last week, this flier came around:

LUNCH AND LEARN SEMINAR: WHO'S CONTROLLING YOUR LIFE?

(Get your manager's permission before attending)

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