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    Pastor Comeback

    A local Pastor joined a community service club, and the members thought they would have…
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    Seatbelt Support

    I was teaching my 6-year-old daughter how to unbuckle her seat belt. She asked, "Do I…
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    Better Grades

    The little boy wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he made the teacher quite…
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    One Carton and Six Eggs

    This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males: A wife asks her husband, "Could…
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    Cleaning Instructions

    I bought a great new toilet seat recently.On the label was a suggestion on how to clean…
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    Senior's Ode to Medication

    A row of bottles on my shelfcaused me to analyze myself.One yellow pill I have to popGoes…
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    One Per Point

    One day a professor was giving a big test to his students. He handed out all of the tests…
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    Vat A Country!

    Many years ago, my father was visiting America, from Europe, for the very first time. He…
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    Theories Of Cat Behavior

    Theories Of Cat BehaviorLAW OF CAT INERTIAA cat at rest will tend to remain at rest,…
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    Cheap Rhymes With Jeep

    A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I…
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    Fly Swatter

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly…
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    Silly Mom

    Thanks to list member Lowell Guebert for sending in this real life, happened to her,…
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    Living History Museum

    Marv took his family to visit a living history museum, which included seeing houses and…
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    Weight For Help

    Somewhat skeptical of his son's new found determination to become Charles Atlas, the…
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    Seen This?

    I had trouble with the idea of turning 30 and was oversensitive to any signs of advancing…

The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone dialed 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint.

"It was enough to make anybody faint," he said. "My son asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn mower."

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