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    Signs Your Garage Needs to be Cleaned

    - It just entered itself in the heavyweight division on BattleBots. - I don't care what…
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    Bigger Piece

    One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took…
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    Dog Employee

    A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a…
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    You Know You Are a Geek When

    You know you are a geek when . . .You look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that…
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    *Food Spoilage Tests For Bachelors*

    THE GAG TEST: Anything that makes you gag is spoiled (except for leftovers from what you…
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    Rabbi Schwartz Answers His Phone

    "Hello is this Rabbi Schwartz?" "It is" "This is the IRS. Can you help us?" "I can." "Do…
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    Funeral Bells

    A minister well known for his beautiful singing voice came home visibly upset after…
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    Marine Comeback

    During mail call one evening at Marine Corps boot camp, I received several letters from…
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    Half Joking Pastor

    Not too long ago a large seminar was held for ministers in training. Among the speakers…
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    Ashes

    Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first time. Stacey…
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    Modern Day Proverbs

    ON DEEP THOUGHTS A day without sunshine is like night. ON PARADOX AND RETURN POLICIES…
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    Medical Opinions

    A patient complained to his doctor, "I've been to three other doctors and none of them…
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    Quarter Rush

    On a busy Friday night at the restaurant where I'd recently started waiting tables, the…
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    Time Off

    Two men working in a factory were talking. "I know how to get some time off," said…
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    Bob's MG

    I was driving the other day and came up on a VW Beetle with a license plate reading 'BOBS…

The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone dialed 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint.

"It was enough to make anybody faint," he said. "My son asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn mower."

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