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    Mint Mom

    When the U.S. Mint reissued two-dollar bills, I thought they might someday become…
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    Not Going to Church

    One Sunday morning, a mother knocks on her son's bedroom door and tells him it's time to…
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    I can't come in to work today because . . . .

    - "My son dropped the car keys in the toilet and I sent him in after them. Now I'm…
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    Seen This?

    I had trouble with the idea of turning 30 and was oversensitive to any signs of advancing…
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    All Pro Turkey

    The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey…
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    Searching For Witnesses

    The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a…
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    Field Test

    My father, an Army major, was conducting a field test when communications went dead.…
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    Rough Flight

    The pastor of our church began his sermon with this story:"I was on a plane last week,…
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    The Big Sale

    It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale and an advertisement in the local…
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    Missionary Mimicking

    A new missionary recruit went to Venezuela for the first time. He was struggling with the…
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    Forest Fire Fly By

    The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest…
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    Friendship Poems

    Are you tired of those Sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never…
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    Goober Hunters

    Two Goober hunters were dragging their dead deer down a trail back to their car. Another…
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    Rope Response

    A young fellow just starting into cattle ranching called the old cowboy one rainy evening…

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Goober - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket - went in to try out for the job.

"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Goober, what is 1 and 1?"

"11" he replied.

The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right."

"What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"

"Today and tomorrow."

He was again surprised that Goober supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.

"Now Goober, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"

Goober looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."

"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"

So, Goober wandered over to the barbershop where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview.

Goober was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"

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