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    *Famous Sports Quotes*

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    Gnashing of Teeth

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    Enemies in the West

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    Bank Line

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    Tight Shoes

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    Trio of Puns

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    Snack Costs

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    Coverup Catch

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    Returned E-mail

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    If You Go, I'll Go

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    Question and Answer

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    Birthday Heart Attack

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    Face Warning

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Everyone had weighed in, and our diet-workshop leader began her lecture on the week's topic - the problems of dining out. She talked about alternatives, such as requesting diet sodas and dressings, and having meat broiled instead of fried. Finally she turned the question over to the group for discussion. "What is the greatest problem you encounter when going out to eat?"

Replied one woman quickly, "Running into you!"

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