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    Suitor Approval

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    Card Name

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    Vacation E-mails

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    Honeymoon Toast

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    Dish Shopping

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    Lawn Ornaments

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    Swerving Goober

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    Muffled Workers

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    One-liners

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    Dr. Dress

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A teacher sees a student entering the classroom, his hands are very dirty.

She stopped him and said, "John, please wash your hands. My goodness, what would you say if I came into the room with hands like that?"

Smiling the boy replied, "I think I would be too polite to mention it."
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