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Dirty Hands in Class

A teacher sees a student entering the classroom, his hands are very dirty.

She stopped him and said, "John, please wash your hands. My goodness, what would you say if I came into the room with hands like that?"

Smiling the boy replied, "I think I would be too polite to mention it."

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