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Flossing

As a dental hygienist, I always encourage patients to floss. During one cleaning, the…
Tips For Student Pilots

Tips for student pilots. 1. Takeoffs are optional. Landings are mandatory. 2. If you push…
Sorting Letters

Myrddin had gotten a part time job at the Post Office and the supervisor there had been…
Signal Shot

The new ensign was standing his first night watch on the bridge of a destroyer. Far out…
On The Ball Mechanic

My dad, an auto mechanic, received a repair order that read: "Check for clunking sound…
Aunt Emma

A couple's happy married life almost went on the rocks because of the presence in the…
Signs of Banned Substances

Signs That An Athlete Is Using A Banned Substance:Gets "psyched" before each competition…
Lost Money

The receptionist found some cash in the office, apparently mislaid by a co-worker. She…
Census Taker

An old man was sitting on his porch, when a young man walked up with a pad and pencil in…
The Same Taste

Looking in the mall for a cotton nightgown, I tried my luck in a store known for its sexy…
Blah Blah Blah

The CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention, so he asked one of his…
Heard By Tech

Things heard by tech support:Customer: "I have Microword Soft."Customer: "Microwave…
Afraid of The Dark

A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back…
Do Not Talk To My Parrot

Mrs. Lonefold's dishwasher quit working, so she called a repairman. He couldn't…
Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear A Dad Say

10. Well, how 'bout that? I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.…