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Visiting List

A Catholic priest I once knew went to the hospital to visit patients. Stopping at the…
Cover All Exits!

During a bank robbery the police chief told the sergeant to cover all exits so the…
Planning Ahead

A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond…
Procedure Recall

As a resident physician in radiology, I was speaking with the man whose wife was about to…
Viaduct Height

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
Weight Report

A small town doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish.One day while…
Marry An Actor

An aspiring young actor asked a young lady's father if he could have his daughter's hand…
Little Voice

A man walks into his doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I've eaten something that…
Ahh, Tourists

A lady on her first visit to Yellowstone National Park said to her guide, "Look at all…
You've Had Too Much Coffee When

You've had too much coffee when: 1. You ski uphill. 2. You get a speeding ticket even…
Lost Phone

My girlfriend called me as she was driving to an appointment. She arrived, and I could…
20 Minutes of Eternity

The CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention so he asked one of his…
Computer Error

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold, the computer guy, to come…
Mechanic Applicant

A man is applying for a job as mechanic that he really wants to get.The boss says, "Can…
Whale Speak

An expert on whales was telling friends about some of the unusual findings he had made.…