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Transcribing Confusion

We were thoroughly confused. While transcribing medical audiotapes, my co-worker came…
Sayings About Aging

Thoughts on Growing Old ~ Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else…
D.C. Flyover

On a recent trip to Washington, D.C., my brother-in-law overheard a patriotic father…
F1 - Help

My friend was on duty in the main computer lab on a quiet afternoon when he noticed a…
Shoebox Doilies

As a new bride, Aunt Edna moved into the small home on her husband's ranch near…
2 Words

A man joined the priesthood. The order he joined could not speak for seven years. Then…
Shopping Wife Find

A couple went Christmas shopping at the mall. They decided to go their separate ways and…
Freezer Order

I have my own system for labeling homemade freezer meals. Forget calling them "Veal…
Second Try

The insurance salesman, trying to start up a conversation with another fella said, "Who…
No Contraband

After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother…
Leaving the Farm

A dying granny tells her granddaughter, "I want to leave you my farm. That includes the…
Zoo Trip

Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his…
Signs of E-Mail Addiction

1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way…
English Time

In my English-as-a-second-language class, I explained the difference between a watch and…
*Stupid Things Actually Said By Commentators In The World Of Soccer*

*Stupid Things Actually Said By Commentators In The World Of Soccer* 1. Well, it's…