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Driving Around

I tell you, men drivers are a hazard to traffic. Driving to work this morning on Highway…
Chicken Cannon

TRUE STORY!!!! It Does Take a Rocket Scientist Scientists at NASA developed a gun…
Men and Women

Differences Between Men & Women NICKNAMES: If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out…
Minivan Tow

A man was driving down the highway late one night when his mini-van broke down. He turned…
Lost and Found

A police car pulled up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa got out. The…
Another Reason Not To Drink

This guy enters a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York. It…
Missing Car Parts

A goober calls 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is…
The Batchelor

I realized that my six-year-old grandson had been watching too many reality TV shows the…
Lariat Training

More than anything, Bob wanted to be a cowpoke. Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to…
How Does This Work?

Bob was on vacation, visiting a Las Vegas casino for the first time. He decided to play…
Market Conditions

The stockbroker's secretary answered his phone one morning. "I'm sorry," she said, "Mr.…
Modern Day Proverbs

ON DEEP THOUGHTS A day without sunshine is like night. ON PARADOX AND RETURN POLICIES…
Sightseeing at Alcatraz

A couple with three children waited in line at San Francisco's Pier 41 to purchase…
Flight Instructions

During a business trip to Boeing's Everett, Washington factory, I noticed several 747 and…
Johnny and Remembrance

One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large…