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Dishwashed Verse

Helping his wife wash the dishes, a minister protested, This isn't a man s job.

Oh yes, it is, his wife retorted, quoting 2 Kings 21:13:

I will wipe Jerusalem as a man wipeth a dish, wiping it, and turning it upside down.

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