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Lion Attack

Two wildlife documentary film makers were filming a wild lion in Africa when they both…
Three Legged Chicken

A man was driving along a rural road one day when he saw a three legged chicken. He was…
Banking Hiccup

While waiting in line at the bank, a coworker developed a very loud case of hiccups. By…
Repeat Position

A lifeboat was called out to rescue a yacht in trouble. The coastguard, trying to get the…
I can't come in to work today because . . . .

- "My son dropped the car keys in the toilet and I sent him in after them. Now I'm…
Strange Problem

A young man, fresh out of college, went to see his doctor one day. "Doc, there's…
Get Well Soon

A motorcycle cop was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.The doctors…
Hurry and Sign Up

Dear Ma and Pa: I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Army…
The Littlest Informant

As a recently divorced police officer, and new to the dating scene, I was thrilled but…
College Nerves

While touring the University with some college-bound friends, I saw an advertisement that…
Grandma Thanks

A grandmother was headed out the door to go to church one Sunday when she got a call from…
Rose Plague

An elderly parish priest was tending his garden near a convent when a passerby stopped to…
Tips For The Clueless

Some Tips for the Clueless If you're bidding on a job for UPS, don't send your bid by…
Swahili Gasp

A company was producing an English-language movie. In one scene, an exhausted messenger…
Clothing Return

While working in a clothing store, I noticed that people had no shame about returning…