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    Found Wallet

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    Family Picnic

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    Huge Steak

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    Toaster Oven

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    Addicted to Thinking

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    Meeting With Teacher

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    New Convert Help

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    Bilingual Parrot

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    Think You're Having A Bad Day?

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    Boat Compromise

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    Jury Excuse

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    Mess Sign

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    Talking in Your Sleep

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    Little Johnny's Bike

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A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.

"Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"

"Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.

There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition. This prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'."

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