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    Cow-isms

    *Various organizational philosophies explained in "two cow" terms.* Socialism: You have…
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    Battery Life

    An angry motorist went back to a garage where he had purchased an expensive battery for…
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    A Dog Named Bear

    Friends of ours owned a huge Great Dane named "Bear." He looked menacing but was actually…
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    Sweat Dreams

    While on vacation with my son and his family, I shared a room with my 4 year old…
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    Parrot Attitude

    A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an…
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    Prescription Worries

    A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know,…
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    Second Opinion

    A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out.She…
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    Cow Predictions

    A midwest farmer was describing his lifestyle to a touring group of city folks. "One of…
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    Freedom Peppers

    A man walks up to a cashier in a grocery store. He says, "Hey, how much for these…
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    Bachelor Cooking

    Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.…
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    Flight Time

    Unaware that Indianapolis is on Eastern Standard Time and Chicago on Central Standard…
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    Hunting Pairs

    A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one…
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    Say Something Positive

    A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a…
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    Watergate Bug

    A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel.The new bride is concerned and asked, "What…
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    Morning People

    I was sound asleep when the telephone jarred me awake."Hi!" exclaimed my peppy…

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.

"Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"

"Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.

There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition. This prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'."

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