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Name That Baby

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Updated Punishment

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A Good Haircut

Our supervisor recently made a casual comment about my shaggy mane of hair. He then went…
Workplace Insanity

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School Days

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Pick a Hymn

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Sunday School Trap

The youth director had been trying for months to get the little boy down the street to…
Rare Steak

A cattle rancher went into town on a Saturday night for a sit-down steak dinner. When the…
Hearing Problems

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the…
Fair Tax

At a business conference in Montpelier, Vermont, the state tax commissioner asked the…
Miscellaneous Ponderings

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Beware of Bread

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Paper View

I sat there waiting for my new doctor to make his way through the file that contained my…