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Out Of Step

As he was drilling a batch of recruits, the sergeant saw that one of them was marching…
Getting To Heaven

The pastor was talking to a group of young children about believing in Jesus and going to…
Mummy Heart Failure

An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket…
Dewey Check

I walked into my sister's kitchen and found my nephew, Dewey, having a snack."Where's…
Helping Daddy

One day a young boy ran crying to his mother and rubbing his behind. His mother said,…
Losing New Balls

Morris had been playing golf for years. He always used the very finest equipment, but his…
Golf Cheater

Sitting at a table in the clubhouse after a game, Joe said to a fellow club member, "I'm…
I'm Not Old - I'm Just Mature

I'M NOT OLD...JUST MATUREToday at the drugstore, the clerk was a gent.From my purchase…
Missing Church

Two men were fishing on a lake, feeling guilty that it was a Sunday morning, that they…
Sharing

Uncle Sid and Aunt Sadie are in their eighties and have been married for more than sixty…
I can't come in to work today because . . . .

- "My son dropped the car keys in the toilet and I sent him in after them. Now I'm…
No Hero of Mine

"King David used to be a hero of mine, but not anymore," little Brodie told his mother…
Painted Sunset

Little Bobby was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying…
Making Babies

A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, guess what? We…
Priceless Grandparent Stories - Part 3

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