logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Elf Pet Peeves

~ Ever since they hit the big time, those Keebler Elves act like we don't exist.

~ Santa keeps asking, "Does this suit make me look fat?"

~ Blitzen always mistaking you for a chew toy.

~ Next to "race" on the census forms, there's never a box marked "elf."

~ Health plan doesn't cover sleigh rash.

~ Now have to work through coffee breaks thanks to Octo-mom.

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Chopsticks

    A man having lunch at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table had been set with…
  • puzzle

    Goober Celebration

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
  • Default Image

    One-Liners

    If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Nothing in the known universe…
  • jeans

    The Gift That Keeps On Giving

    This is a really long item, but well worth the read! The one present Roy Collette wasn't…
  • Default Image

    A Texas Blessing

    *A Texas Blessing*Bless this house, oh Lord, we cryPlease keep it cool in mid-July. Bless…
  • Default Image

    Dog Calls

    Bernard, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at four forty…
  • Default Image

    Basic Training

    For some recruits, there is nothing basic about basic training. It was clear that one…
  • Default Image

    Swerving Goober

    A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the goober driver.…
  • Default Image

    Movie Seats

    After I had purchased movie tickets for myself and my girlfriend, she went inside to find…
  • Default Image

    Inventions That Didn't Succeed

    The waterproof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered flashlights Submarine…
  • front porch

    The Good Night Kiss

    At the end of their first date, a young man takes the girl back to her home. Emboldened…
  • tortoise

    Holding A Job

    A young man was a very slow worker and subsequently found it difficult to hold down a…
  • Default Image

    Anesthesia

    An oral surgeon was scheduled to extract four wisdom teeth from Jim, a high-school…
  • Default Image

    4 Year Ceiling

    A young woman, pursuing a graduate degree in art history, was going to Italy to study the…
  • Default Image

    Growing Up

    While on recess duty at the elementary school where I teach, I was talking with several…