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    Almost Redialed

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    Husband's Estimate

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    Coffee, No Cream

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    Totally Out of Shape

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    Someone Is Knocking

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    New Pope

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    Alternative Baptism

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    Something Nice For Dad

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    Reading Problem

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    Professor Turns Plumber

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    VIP Impression

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    Artist's Sketch

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    Public Servant Sentence

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    Beware of Dog

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    Circle Stand

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~ Ever since they hit the big time, those Keebler Elves act like we don't exist.

~ Santa keeps asking, "Does this suit make me look fat?"

~ Blitzen always mistaking you for a chew toy.

~ Next to "race" on the census forms, there's never a box marked "elf."

~ Health plan doesn't cover sleigh rash.

~ Now have to work through coffee breaks thanks to Octo-mom.

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