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    New Number

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    Change Reply

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    King of The Jungle

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    Duck Food

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    Who's Your Daddy?

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    Caught on the Job

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    Bad Day Sign

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    Balance

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    Military Intials

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    IAMS Hotline

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    Rich Uncle

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    Go Easy at First

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    Put Him Back

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    Strange Problem

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    Division Of Brick Labor

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~ Ever since they hit the big time, those Keebler Elves act like we don't exist.

~ Santa keeps asking, "Does this suit make me look fat?"

~ Blitzen always mistaking you for a chew toy.

~ Next to "race" on the census forms, there's never a box marked "elf."

~ Health plan doesn't cover sleigh rash.

~ Now have to work through coffee breaks thanks to Octo-mom.

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