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    Military Chat

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    Headlines from 2050

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    Happy Songs

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    Inferior Bags

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    Useful Work Phrases

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    Coffee Pain

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    Taxi Craze

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    First Case Tried

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    What Don't You Have?

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    Getting Older Lines

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    Scheduled Shot

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    Prescription Labels

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    Hot Fishing Spot

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    Painted Sunset

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    Hearing Test

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~ Ever since they hit the big time, those Keebler Elves act like we don't exist.

~ Santa keeps asking, "Does this suit make me look fat?"

~ Blitzen always mistaking you for a chew toy.

~ Next to "race" on the census forms, there's never a box marked "elf."

~ Health plan doesn't cover sleigh rash.

~ Now have to work through coffee breaks thanks to Octo-mom.

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