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    Doctor Mistake

    During the course of being interviewed by the press, the noted doctor was asked by a…
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    Vacation Ride

    While vacationing in Alberta, Canada, my husband and I went horseback riding. Before the…
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    Funny Police Quotes

    Funny Police Quotes "The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out…
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    Turn Around

    A local priest and pastor were fishing on the side of the road.They thoughtfully made a…
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    Toilet Repair

    Because I couldn't unplug the toilet with a plunger, I had to dismantle the entire…
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    Interesting Thoughts

    Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? If a pig loses its voice, is it…
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    Joey Sets The Table

    A certain man had invited the pastor and his wife for dinner, and it was little Joey's…
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    Offended Goober

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
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    Price of Oranges

    Mrs. Goldberg was shopping at a produce stand in her neighborhood. She approached the…
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    Bumper Stickers

    If You Can Read This, I Can Slam On My Brakes And Sue You Forget World Peace -- Visualize…
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    Grandmothers

    The following have been taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds.A grandmother…
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    Social Showdown

    Two older women, Coleen and Melinda, who were rivals in a social circle met at a…
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    Flower System

    An absent-minded husband thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his…
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    ATM Correction

    My father began teaching business classes at the local prison through a community…
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    Think She'll Die?

    One afternoon while I was visiting my library, I noticed a group of preschoolers gathered…

~ Ever since they hit the big time, those Keebler Elves act like we don't exist.

~ Santa keeps asking, "Does this suit make me look fat?"

~ Blitzen always mistaking you for a chew toy.

~ Next to "race" on the census forms, there's never a box marked "elf."

~ Health plan doesn't cover sleigh rash.

~ Now have to work through coffee breaks thanks to Octo-mom.

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