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Help Wanted
A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window saying: "HELP… -
Flight Advice
On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window. Since it was… -
Work Prayer
Confiding in a co-worker, I told her about a problem in our office and my fear that I… -
Stray Cat Rules
Rules for Stray Cats 1. Stray cats will not be fed. 2. Stray cats will not be fed… -
Watermelon Mistake
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to… -
Laws of Parenthood
There is the Law of Gravity - And then, there is the Law of ParenthoodA child's behavior… -
Wrong Guard
It was in the early 1960's and spray deodorant, new to the market, was being advertised… -
Thoughts on Golfing
A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can… -
Buying Shoes
A man walked into a shoe store, and tried on a pair of shoes."How do they feel?" asked… -
Bigger Piece
One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took… -
School Daze
It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from… -
Pole Contest
A phone company put an ad in the paper in order to recruit workers.The next day, two… -
The ABC Song
Customer: “Hey, can you help me find this book?” Me: “Sure.” (He holds up a piece of… -
Top Ten Signs You're in for a Long Sermon
10. There's a case of bottled water beside the pulpit in a cooler. 9. The pews have… -
If You Love Something Variations
THE ORIGINAL VERSION:If you love something,Set it free...If it comes back, it's yours;If…
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