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    Missed Cues

    This actually happend to CLeanLaugh list member Nila Wilhem. She writes, "Several years…
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    Cheap Motel

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    Not For Lunch

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    I'm Aging Gracefully

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    Waiting For A Table

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    Good Guess

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    Bachelor Cooking

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    Re-Gifting

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    Careful Pulling The Plug

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    Computer Customer Quotes

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    Whisper Shock

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    Eulogy

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    Doctor in the House

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    Shhhhhh!

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Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support Line Calls

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the
screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same colour?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.
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