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    Suspicious Delivery

    There was an unexpected knock on my door, and like I always do I first opened the…
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    Foreign Pizza

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    Called In Sick

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    Understanding Law

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    House Points

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    Pit Falls

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    Tough Teacher

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    Kitten Saga

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    Housework Challenged

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    Insured Voice

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    Late Excuse

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    You Know It's Time To Turn Your Computer Off When

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    I Always Wondered About That

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    Helping Out

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    Surgery Headache

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Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support Line Calls

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the
screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same colour?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.
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