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    Security Tips

    The following are notices that homeowners can place in a few strategic locations to keep…
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    Free Paper

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    More To Think About

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    Confession

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    Goober Circle

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    Cow Puzzler

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    Parenting Test

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    Pick of the Crop

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    Read The Label

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    Bridge Over Troubled Waters

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    The Rules of Bureaucracy

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    Eating Out

    Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches…
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    The Grandma Test

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    Kids' Instructions for Life

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Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support Line Calls

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the
screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same colour?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.
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