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Five Steps to a Healthy Diet

water glassThe Federal Drug and Food Administration is planning to issue a guide for proper eating that advises you to:

A. List your ten favorite foods.

B. List your five favorite beverages.

C. List all green vegetables that look like marsh grass, fur balls, or little trees.

D. List water.

Avoid A & B; eat only C; drink only D.

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