More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Work Virus

    There is a new virus going around, called "work". If you receive any sort of "work" at…
  • Default Image

    Clumsy Ad Copy

    - No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really…
  • Default Image

    Bear Hunting

    Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for…
  • Default Image

    Friendly Golf

    Two friends were beginning a game of golf.The first man stepped up to the tee, hit the…
  • Default Image

    Friends Like That

    A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting."How are we…
  • Default Image

    Tongue and Eggs

    A fellow went into a restaurant and asked, 'What's the special of the day?' The waiter…
  • wise owl

    Words and Questions From the Wise

    *Words and Questions From the "Wise"* I intend to live forever. So far, so good. If…
  • Default Image

    Flying Blind

    One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting…
  • Default Image

    Pilot Pride

    As one of relatively few female airline pilots, I've often been mistaken for a flight…
  • Default Image

    Golf Deduction

    Taking advantage of a balmy day in New York, a priest and three other men of the cloth…
  • Default Image

    Who Am I?

    Years ago, when our daughters were very young, we'd drop them off at our church's…
  • perfume gift

    Surprise Gift

    The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he'd like a bottle of…
  • Default Image

    Broken Scale

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
  • Default Image

    The Difference Between Men and Women

    This is a Dave Barry item. Do not use in your book.********** Let's say a guy named Fred…
  • Default Image

    Signs You Need a New Pizza Place

    ~ The pizza's secrets ingredient is still moving. ~ The delivery kid is packing. ~ This…

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way.
The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle.  Both appear to be blind.

The pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle, and the co-pilot is using a guide dog.  Both have their eyes covered with huge sunglasses.  At first the passengers don't react, thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke.  However, after a few minutes the engines start revving and the airplane starts moving.

The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness, whispering among themselves and looking desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance.
Then the airplane starts accelerating rapidly down the runway and people begin panicking.  Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical.

Finally, when the airplane has less than 20 feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once, and at the very last moment the airplane lifts off and is airborne.

Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot breathes a sigh of relief and turns to the pilot: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream, and we're gonna get killed!"

Powered By JFBConnect