logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Anthill Golf

    Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill.Rather than move the ball, he…
  • Default Image

    Men's Thesaurus

    "IT'S A GUY THING"Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it,…
  • bush plane picture

    Goober Hunters Flying

    Two Goober hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were…
  • Default Image

    Add Some Fun To Life

    Add Some Fun To Life Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN'. Page yourself…
  • Default Image

    Check The Mirror

    Harry was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after…
  • Default Image

    Good Old Dave

    Morris walks out into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into…
  • Default Image

    Cute Baby

    When we brought our new-born son to the pediatrician for his first checkup, the doctor…
  • Default Image

    Leaky Pipe

    A lady answered her front door to find a plumber standing there. "I'm here to fix the…
  • Default Image

    Australia Q & A

    These questions about Australia were posted on an Australian Tourism Website: the answers…
  • Default Image

    Waking Up

    This week a man awoke from a coma that had lasted for 62 years. His first question was,…
  • Default Image

    Interview Bloopers

    Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations were…
  • Default Image

    Approval Letter

    After trying a new shampoo for the first time, Dewey mailed off an enthusiastic letter of…
  • picture of an open hard drive

    Yesterday Computer Song

    Do you know the song "Yesterday"? Then sing along to this computer version. Yesterday,…
  • Default Image

    Great Cheese

    The customer in the Italian restaurant was so pleased with his meal that he asked to…
  • Default Image

    Martha Raye, Stewardess

    I once went for a job at an airline. The interviewer asked me why I wanted to be a…

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way.
The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle.  Both appear to be blind.

The pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle, and the co-pilot is using a guide dog.  Both have their eyes covered with huge sunglasses.  At first the passengers don't react, thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke.  However, after a few minutes the engines start revving and the airplane starts moving.

The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness, whispering among themselves and looking desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance.
Then the airplane starts accelerating rapidly down the runway and people begin panicking.  Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical.

Finally, when the airplane has less than 20 feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once, and at the very last moment the airplane lifts off and is airborne.

Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot breathes a sigh of relief and turns to the pilot: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream, and we're gonna get killed!"

Powered By JFBConnect