logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Progressive Motherhood

    Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby. Here,…
  • Default Image

    Newlywed Repairs

    A man came home from the office and found his new bride sobbing convulsively. "I feel…
  • Default Image

    Casket Comment

    A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to call upon the…
  • circus

    Circus Try Out

    A man decides to join the circus. He shows up to demonstrate his skills to Morris, the…
  • Default Image

    Cheap Hearing Aid

    A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much…
  • Default Image

    Pole Power

    I was getting ready for work when I looked out the window and saw the utility company…
  • Default Image

    Scavenger Hunt

    A woman answered her front door and saw a little boy holding a list. "Ma'am," he…
  • Default Image

    New Computer Viruses You Should Know About

    *New Computer Viruses You Should Know About* THE LIBERAL VIRUS Before deleting all your…
  • Default Image

    Clinton Deploys Vowels

    This cleanlaugh is a classic - originally out in 1996. WORLD NEWS: CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS…
  • Default Image

    Growing Up

    While on recess duty at the elementary school where I teach, I was talking with several…
  • Default Image

    Sleeping Juror

    A lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination when he stopped and said: "Your honor,…
  • Default Image

    Letter From Home

    I had an extended tour of duty in Okinawa in 1958 and was unable to bring my wife and…
  • picture of eyeglasses

    Looking Back

    Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the…
  • Default Image

    Rest Home Trial

    Aunt Mary, a spinster of 92, had finally consented to go to a rest home, but strictly on…
  • Default Image

    Coffee Vending Machine

    A man put his fifty cents in a vending machine and watched helplessly while the cup…

A flight instructor was sent out to help a student who had radioed that he was about to make a forced landing a few miles from the base. The instructor spotted the plane standing in a field small enough to present a real challenge to his professional reputation.

With determination, full flaps and engine just above the stall, he landed in the field. Climbing out, he shouted angrily to the student, "Just how did you manage to get into such a small field?"

"I landed in the big field over there," the student explained, "but in order to leave room for you to land, I had the farmer tow me here."

Powered By JFBConnect