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Reap What You Sow

Early one evening a gentleman scuttled out to his garage and pulled the lawn furniture…
Word Impatience

Our five-year-old son went to a church conference with my wife and me. He got restless,…
What's it Take?

"What do you have to do to become a doctor?" my six-year-old granddaughter once asked.Her…
When One Shows Up

A preacher prepared for Sunday morning service, but only one person, a farmer, was there.…
Wedding Pass

A friend of mine joined the Navy and soon after had to attend a wedding. He asked an…
Happy Birthday Ten Again

A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love…
Too Late To Date

After the death of a never married 94-year old spinster of his parish, the rector was…
Perfect Spouse

A young lady visited a computer dating service and requested, "I'm looking for a spouse.…
Facilities Memo

My colleagues and I recently received this email from the facilities department:"Due to…
Parrot Skills

A man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed out three…
Forbidden Words

An English professor announced to the class, "There are two words I don't allow in my…
Dictionary of Project Terms

*Dictionary of Project Terms* Project slightly behind original schedule due to unforeseen…
I Think Not

I do not think -- therefore I am not.Here is the illustration of this principle:One…
A Good Haircut

Our supervisor recently made a casual comment about my shaggy mane of hair. He then went…
Merchant Captain

One of the world's most famous merchant captains died, having long been admired by his…