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Inspiring Music

A minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to…
You Get What You Paid For

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:…
Milkman Notes

These notes left for milkmen came from the UK, so you'll notice a slight, endearing…
Blockbuster Surprise

Without realizing it, I walked right into a police stakeout at my local Blockbuster. When…
Unwise Application Lines

Readers of the Washington Post were asked to compose a very unwise line for a college…
Memory Clinic

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the…
Directions

A friend was thinking about buying a new house in the country and asked me to come out…
"Brake Down"

My boss' wife Sherry was exasperated with her younger sister, who bought an unreliable…
Spin the Bottle

"We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it…
Orchestra Note

While a famous orchestra was on tour, the conductor found this note under his hotel room…
Missing Car Parts

A goober calls 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is…
Before and After Children

*Before and After Children*BEFORE Children: I was thankful for the opportunity to…
Lawyer Light Bulb Completion

So many of you threatened to sue me if I didn't supply the end of yesterday's CleanLaugh,…
Quarter Rush

On a busy Friday night at the restaurant where I'd recently started waiting tables, the…
Locked Out

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…