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    Overdrawn

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    Are You My Waiter?

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    Stolen Goat

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    Tongue and Eggs

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    Application To Date My Daughter

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    Nabbed

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    Dog Review

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    Goober 911

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    You Might Be an Engineer If...

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    Major League Snacks

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    Husband Chair Feedback

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    Yellow Canaries

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    Reasons Not To Wash

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    Immigrations Card

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A widow, recently married to a widower, was accosted by a friend who laughingly remarked, "I suppose, like all men who have been married before, your husband sometimes talks about his first wife?"

"Oh, not any more," the other woman replied.

"What stopped him?" asked the first.

"I started talking about my next husband," replied the second woman.

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