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Two weeks after my one-year-old's photo shoot, I returned to the studio to view the pictures on a color monitor.
 
The photographer started describing the merits of each photo, but as he went through the set, he spoke so quickly that I couldn't get a word in.

Finally, after we'd seen all 20 poses, he asked me which ones I was most interested in. 

"None," I replied.  "This isn't my child."

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