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Signs That Old Age Might Be Creeping Up On You
Your favorite section of the newspaper is "25 Years Ago Today."The parts that have… -
Pig Call
A church secretary takes a call. The caller says ,"Is the head hog at the trough… -
Information Assistance
"Information. Can I help you?" "I'd like the number of the Theater Guild, please." "One… -
Freezer Order
I have my own system for labeling homemade freezer meals. Forget calling them "Veal… -
What Doctors are Thinking
What doctors say, and what they're really thinking: "This should be taken care of right… -
Bumper Stickers
If You Can Read This, I Can Slam On My Brakes And Sue You Forget World Peace -- Visualize… -
How does a home schooler change a light bulb?
Q: How does a home schooler change a light bulb? A: First, mom checks three books on… -
Sleeping Juror
A lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination when he stopped and said: "Your honor,… -
It Sure Is
An elderly couple was just settling in to bed one night when the phone rang. The husband… -
Locked Out
First I had to work late. Then I discovered that I'd locked my keys in the car. But the… -
Late For Work
For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9 A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a… -
Taking Down The Flag
My husband was serving his last few years of military service on active duty with an Army… -
The French Legionnaires
There's these two French Legionnaires in the desert, and they've been separated from… -
Really Impressed
As a psychologist, my first job was working in a small clinic. One of my patients was a… -
Muffled Workers
Winters are fierce where he lives, so the owner of the estate felt He was doing a good…
