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    Refueling

    Once my wife and I had to take a flight that had 4 other stops before arriving at the…
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    Millionaire's Driver

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    Moth Madness

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    Not as Bad as They Say

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    Definitions

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    Happy Marriage

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    Most Famous Man

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    Roughing It

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    Spelling Bee Confusing

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    Lit Match

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    Measuring Hunger

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    Substitute Teacher

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    Message Puzzle

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    One and Ten

    Elizabeth was surprised to receive ten dollars from her Aunt for her birthday. The Aunt…

A gorilla walked into a drugstore and ordered a $1.50 chocolate sundae. He put a ten-dollar bill on the counter to pay for it.

The clerk thought, what could a gorilla know about money? So he gave the gorilla a single dollar bill in change. As he did, the clerk said, "You know, we don't get too many gorillas in here."

"No wonder," the gorilla replied, "at nine dollars a sundae."

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