logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

High Blood Pressure

A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks.

"120," the woman says. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 150.

The nurse asks, "Your height?"

"5 feet, 8 inches," she says. The nurse checks and sees that she measures only 5 feet, 5 inches.

She then takes her blood pressure and tells the woman it is very high.

"Of course it's high!" she screams. "When I came in here, I was tall and slender, and now I'm short and fat!"

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Lost Pigs

    Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered…
  • Default Image

    Smile For the DMV

    When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local motor-vehicle bureau was…
  • paramedics doll

    Doll Play

    Toward the end of our senior year in high school, we were required to take a CPR course.…
  • Default Image

    Major League Snacks

    I took my son to his first Major League baseball game when he was four. The game was…
  • Default Image

    Letter From Home

    I had an extended tour of duty in Okinawa in 1958 and was unable to bring my wife and…
  • Default Image

    Dad and Surgeon

    This older man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son,…
  • Default Image

    Oarsmen News

    One day, the Captain of the 40-oared royal Nile barge goes down to speak to the oarsmen…
  • Default Image

    Fax Hint

    As a professor at the Air Force Institute of Technology, I taught a series of popular…
  • Default Image

    The Rules of Bureaucracy

    1. Preserve thyself.2. It is easier to fix the blame than to fix the problem.3. A penny…
  • Default Image

    Four Letter Surgery

    Jerry is recovering from day surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling. "I'm OK,…
  • Default Image

    Tough Kids

    Three little boys were bragging about how tough they were."I'm so tough", said the first…
  • Default Image

    Visiting List

    A Catholic priest I once knew went to the hospital to visit patients. Stopping at the…
  • Default Image

    Prayers as Heard By Children

    Prayers as Heard By ChildrenFrom San Francisco: When I was a child, I learned this prayer…
  • Default Image

    Goober Guess

    This goober named Jed was walking down the road one day when he came across his friend,…
  • sundae

    Gorilla Sundae

    A gorilla walked into a drugstore and ordered a $1.50 chocolate sundae. He put a…