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    Run Through the Woods

    Two campers, both in the 60s are walking through the woods. A huge brown bear suddenly…
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    Clothing Return

    While working in a clothing store, I noticed that people had no shame about returning…
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    Y to K Problem

    Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We have gone through…
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    Army Fib

    While my six-year-old daughter of the space age and I were reviewing some old…
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    Elf Pet Peeves

    ~ Ever since they hit the big time, those Keebler Elves act like we don't exist.~ Santa…
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    Trip Tickets

    Mr. and Mrs. Frobisher had just reached the airport in the nick of time to catch the…
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    Pastoral Visit

    After the birth of their child, an Episcopal priest, wearing his clerical collar, visited…
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    Weddings and Funerals

    Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling…
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    Lunch On The Bank

    A pastor and two of his deacons are out on the river fishing in their rowboat. Twelve…
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    Help Line

    It's clear why these people needed to call a "help" line.------Customer: "I've been…
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    First Day Answer

    The child comes home from his first day at school. His Mother asks, "Well, what did you…
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    Toy Advice

    A woman, on meeting a psychologist at a party, made a pitch for some free professional…
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    Understanding Law

    During a Law course class, the 'Audi Alteram Partem' rule was explained. Translated it…
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    Ready, Set, Go

    Two campers, Chris and Michael, are awakened by the sounds of an obviously large bear…
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    Big Date

    A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of…