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AMAP

The interviewer examined the job application then turned to the prospective employee. "I…
Optomist's Hunting Dog

Friends, one an optimist and the other a pessimist could never quite agree on any topic…
Listen For The Word

Our five-year-old son went to a church conference with my wife and me. He got restless,…
Johnny's Dust

After church, Johnny tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister right away.…
Ironic Call

One day an employee came into work with both of his ears bandaged. His boss asked him…
Goodwill Offering

During the last Sunday service that the visiting pastor was to spend at the church he…
Vet's Guarantee

There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working…
Pain Management

My niece, pregnant with her second child, was certain she wanted an epidural for pain…
Another Virus Warning

***-- VIRUS WARNING --***Folks, I don't normally send out virus warnings, but this one is…
Quiz Query

My daughter's 5th-grade class had been studying astronomy.One morning at breakfast she…
In-Flight Humor

Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture,"…
Pastors' Good News/Bad News

Good News: You baptized seven people today in the river.Bad News: You lost two of them in…
Beauty Watch

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face.…
Restroom Bugs

I took my granddaughter to church camp for the first time last weekend. Behind the…
Find and Replace

The age of the computer brings much ease and expertise to the preparation of the worship…

Details: Written by Pastor Tim; Published: 22 March 2006

Created: 22 March 2006

Last Updated: 13 July 2011