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    Birthday Heart Attack

    Realizing at the last minute that it was his father's birthday, a teenage boy rushed to…
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    The Toddler Diet

    Americans are always on the lookout for a new diet. The trouble with most diets is that…
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    Getting To Heaven

    The pastor was talking to a group of young children about believing in Jesus and going to…
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    Driving Around

    I tell you, men drivers are a hazard to traffic. Driving to work this morning on Highway…
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    Pulpit Humor

    There was this Lutheran minister who served a predominately German congregation for…
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    Funny Boss

    The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a…
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    Hawaii or Havaii

    These two persons are discussing whether the state of Hawaii is pronounced 'Havaii,' or…
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    Happy Songs

    A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to…
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    Texas Vacation

    A couple was relating their vacation experiences to a friend. "It sounds as if you had a…
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    Arguing

    The other day, Nancy and I got into some petty argument. (I say it was petty. She would…
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    Three Expectant Fathers

    Three expectant fathers were in the waiting room. The nurse came out of the delivery room…
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    Shakespearean in Dallas

    A kid and his mom were walking on the sidewalk in Dallas. The kid, being 100% Texan, upon…
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    Take Two Instead

    A man takes a photo of the front of his house to the local copy store and asks the clerk…
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    Dental Mommy

    For the first time, my four-year-old daughter Kelsey was coming to my office to have me,…
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    Nice Boyfriend

    One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents, and they…