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    Great Writing

    There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great…
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    Engine Failure

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    4 Year Ceiling

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    Home Donations

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    Free Paper

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    Foot Snuggle

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    Bakery Robbery

    My cousin was behind the bakery's cash register one morning when a gunman burst in and…
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    Bunch Of Laughs

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    Before And After Falling In Love

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    Future Son In Law?

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    New Number

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    Centipede Snack

    A guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to…
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    Radio Transmission

    This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a U.S. naval ship and…
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    Tiny Rose

    A tiny sweet baby was born to a goober and his wife. They had always dreamed of having a…
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    Lion Tamer

    A man told the ringmaster that he was interested in joining the circus as a lion tamer.…

Old world charm ............. No bath

Tropical .................... Rainy

Majestic setting ............ A long way from town

Options galore .............. Nothing is included in the itinerary

Secluded hideaway ........... Impossible to find or get to

Pre-registered rooms ........ Already occupied

Explore on your own ......... Pay for it yourself

Knowledgeable trip hosts .... They've flown in an airplane before

No extra fees ............... No extras

Nominal fee ................. Outrageous charge

Standard .................... Sub-standard

Deluxe ...................... Standard

Superior .................... One free shower cap

Cozy ........................ Small

All the amenities ........... Two free shower caps

Plush ....................... Top and bottom sheets

Gentle breezes .............. Occasional Gale-force winds

Light and airy .............. No air conditioning

Picturesque ................. Theme park nearby

Concierge ................... Stand with tourist brochures

Continental breakfast ....... Free muffin

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