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Kitty Hostage

My grandson Christopher is about six.

He went to the next-door neighbors fence and demanded the little girl who is about five give him his cat!!

She said, "Give me a kiss first or the cat will stay here until it dies."

Christopher told her promptly, "The cat can just die then!!!"

He ran home to his mother!!!

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