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    Turkey Hotline

    TRUE STORIES FROM THE BUTTERBALL Turkey Hotline, where people call to get advice on how…
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    Vacation Ride

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    IRS Audit

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    Proper Attire

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    Cake Disaster

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    Gym Oops

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    40 Year Solution

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    One Question Interview

    A handyman, who was working for a Synagogue, had asked for a raise and was turned down.…
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    Special Delivery

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    Cancelling Cards

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    Goober Marksman

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    Translation Tries

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    Listening In

    A long time ago, before the days of cell phones, I needed to call home, and the only pay…
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    Jury Duty Prejudice

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    Liturgical Response

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A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant woman wearing the largest, most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen. He asked her about it.

"This is the Klopman diamond," she said. "It is beautiful, but there is a terrible curse that goes with it."

"What's the curse?" the man asked.

"Mr. Klopman."

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