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    Absent Minded Professor

    One of the world's greatest scientists was also recognized as the original absent-minded…
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    Fore!

    My five-year-old nephew wanted to caddy for my brother's golf game. "You have to count my…
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    Cub Reporter Miss

    Reverend Smith, a respected church leader, arrived in a large city to deliver a series of…
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    Waterology

    I'm sure you've heard the old story referring to optimism and pessimism that is…
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    Johnny's Home

    After the dedication service of his baby brother in church, little Johnny sobbed all the…
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    Baseball Class

    A professor at the Michigan State University was known for giving boring, cliche-ridden…
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    Jack's Will

    Jack has died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Jack's last will…
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    Pet Names

    Bernie was invited to his ageing friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded…
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    Quick Thinking Clerk

    There is a story about a new clerk in a supermarket. A customer asked him if she could…
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    Revocation of Independence

    Remember when the US election took so long to decide back in November of 2000? Here's a…
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    Chow

    "Chow looks wonderful," I told the mess sergeant, a large, intimidating man. "I'd love…
  • A funny clean joke about a dog and a truck and a parking lot.

    Dog Driver

    As I drove into a parking lot, I noticed that a pickup truck with a dog sitting behind…
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    Measuring Up

    The following question appeared in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen:…
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    The Haircut

    A young man had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister,…
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    Happy Birthday Line

    Because of a minor infraction, a shipmate of mine aboard the USS Reeves, bound for Japan,…

A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant woman wearing the largest, most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen. He asked her about it.

"This is the Klopman diamond," she said. "It is beautiful, but there is a terrible curse that goes with it."

"What's the curse?" the man asked.

"Mr. Klopman."

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