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    Online Support Group

    There's a new online support group for people who are addicted to the internet.It meets…
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    Yes, We Have No Chocolate

    A man goes into an ice cream parlor and says, "I'd like two scoops of chocolate ice…
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    Kettle Rescue

    A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what…
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    Tips From Cowboys

    ~ Never squat with your spurs on!~ Never kick a fresh cow chip on a hot day.~ There's two…
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    Cleaning Job

    Fresh out of high school, I found a job cleaning the elegant home of an older couple.…
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    Things to do When Your ISP Goes Down

    1. Dial 911 immediately.2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past…
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    London Building

    A Texan was taking a taxi tour of London and was in a hurry. As they went by the Tower of…
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    Sponge Mistake

    In the doctors office two patients are talking."You know, I had an appendectomy last…
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    Another Try - Things You Never Want to Hear the Exterminator Say

    Things You Never Want to Hear the Exterminator Say...20. You know, when you build your…
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    The Haircut

    A young man had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister,…
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    Signs of the Times

    In a veterinarian's office:"All unattended children given free kitten" In the parking lot…
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    Liturgical Response

    In our Anglican church, each service begins with a greeting. The officiating clergyman…
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    Can Cure

    A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor…
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    Cool In The Desert

    Two guys met in the middle of the desert. One was carrying a car door, the other an…
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    Signs You Are an Elementary School Teacher

    You are probably an elementary school teacher if:~ You ask guests if they have remembered…

movie seatsThe more a man and a woman hate each other, the more likely they will fall in love...

The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No-one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty...

When confronted by an evil international terrorist, sarcasm and wisecracks are your best weapons...

Honest and hardworking policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement...

Having a job of any kind will make a father forget his son's eighth birthday.

When staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear...

Creepy music coming from a cemetery should always be investigated more closely...

Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant...

Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper clippings, especially if any of their family or friends have died in a strange boating accident...

If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert in Nuclear Fission at age 23.

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