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    VIP Impression

    My husband was once employed in the printing division of a large manufacturing firm. One…
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    Military Intials

    When I was a newly commissioned Lieutenant in the Army, I was assigned as a temporary…
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    Back In Office

    When I became a licensed chiropractor, I moved back to my hometown and soon had a…
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    Failing Eyesight

    An older lady was expecting a gentleman friend to call on her later in the day. She was…
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    Worthy Cause

    As a traffic safety consultant, I often gave talks on accident prevention. One night…
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    Office Hours

    "So tell me, Mrs. Smith," asked the interviewer, "have you any other skills you think…
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    Missed Delivery

    Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody public. So, when one irate…
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    Cooking Terms

    *Cooking Terms*Tongue: A variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the…
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    Money

    Money can buy a house, but not a home.Money can buy a bed, but not sleep.Money can buy a…
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    Employee Reviews

    Here's some comments taken from employee reviews."Some drink from the fountain of…
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    10 Easy Ways To Say No

    I'd love to, but...1 I have to floss my cat.2 I've dedicated my life to linguini.3 I want…
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    Colorful Grandma

    I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I…
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    Meatloaf

    A recent bride called her mother one evening in tears. "Oh, Mom, I tried to make…
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    Hmmmm... Ham Sandwich

    As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick slab of ham, a fresh bun, crisp lettuce…
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    10 Most Wanted

    Little Sammy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station.…

movie seatsThe more a man and a woman hate each other, the more likely they will fall in love...

The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No-one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty...

When confronted by an evil international terrorist, sarcasm and wisecracks are your best weapons...

Honest and hardworking policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement...

Having a job of any kind will make a father forget his son's eighth birthday.

When staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear...

Creepy music coming from a cemetery should always be investigated more closely...

Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant...

Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper clippings, especially if any of their family or friends have died in a strange boating accident...

If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert in Nuclear Fission at age 23.

(You'll find the first part of this list here.)

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