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    Quips to Ponder

    If your life takes a turn for the worse, remember that you are the one who is driving! My…
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    Politically Correct Statements

    Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive." Kids don't get grounded…
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    Famous Last Words

    *Famous Last Words* *Ha! They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist... *Don't unplug it,…
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    Work Prayer

    Confiding in a co-worker, I told her about a problem in our office and my fear that I…
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    Hearing Loss

    A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used…
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    High School Record

    Back at my high school for the tenth reunion, I met my old coach, Mr. Carlier. Walking…
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    Photo Apology

    Photographer Ruth Van Bergen specialized in celebrity portraits. One wealthy woman…
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    Finally

    A man was sleeping when his wife shook him and said, "Wake up, someone is breaking in!"…
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    PC Assets

    My husband refused to learn how to operate a PC. I tried to get him to realize how…
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    Tennis Ball Lesson

    A college professor had the mysterious habit of walking into the lecture hall each…
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    Exercise Classes

    I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing.If I *had*…
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    Hymns for Speeders

    Now, for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns for you: 45 mph.................God…
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    Gate Boarding

    At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement…
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    Pole Power

    I was getting ready for work when I looked out the window and saw the utility company…
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    One Parachute

    You are one of "two" people on a malfunctioning airplane with only one parachute. How…

movie seatsThe more a man and a woman hate each other, the more likely they will fall in love...

The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No-one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty...

When confronted by an evil international terrorist, sarcasm and wisecracks are your best weapons...

Honest and hardworking policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement...

Having a job of any kind will make a father forget his son's eighth birthday.

When staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear...

Creepy music coming from a cemetery should always be investigated more closely...

Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant...

Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper clippings, especially if any of their family or friends have died in a strange boating accident...

If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert in Nuclear Fission at age 23.

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