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    No Place Like Home

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    Roman Numerals

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    Isn't Aging Fun?

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    Check The Mirror

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    Out of the Loop

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    Old Friends

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    Cursing Parrot

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    Engaged Beauty

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    The Confused Goober

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    Reversal of Fortune

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    Parenting Tip

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    Don't Smoke

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There was an engineer, manager, and a programmer driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control. Half way down the driver managed to stop the car by running it against the embankment narrowly avoiding careening off the cliff. They all got out, shaken by their narrow escape from death, but otherwise unharmed.

The manager said, "To fix this problem we need to organize a committee, have meetings, and through the process of exchanging ideas, develop a solution."

The engineer said, "No that would take too long, besides that method never worked before. I have my trusty pen knife here and will take apart the brake system, isolate the problem and correct it."

The programmer said, "I think your both wrong! I think we should all push the car back up the hill and see if it happens again."

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