logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

No Matter What

Two long-time golfing buddies got to the course one day and decided that this day they would play the ball where it lies...  "No matter what!"

On the 14th hole, one of them sliced his drive and it ended up on the cart path.  As he reached down to pick up his ball to get relief, his friend said, "Wait a minute!
We agreed that we would not improve our lies!  Remember?  No matter what!"

The first player tried to explain that he was entitled to this relief, that it was in the rules of golf.  But the second fellow would not allow it.

Throwing up his hands in disgust, the man went to the cart and grabbed a club.  As he stood near his ball, he took a few practice swings, each time scraping the club on the pavement and sending out showers of sparks.

Finally, he took his shot.  The club hit the path again, sparks went flying, but his ball shot straight towards the green, landed and rolled to a stop - two inches from the cup.

"Great shot!" his friend exclaimed.  "What club did you use?"

The man gave him a wry smile, "Your 7 iron!"

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image
  • Default Image

    White Gloves

    Frequent hand washing in my job as a medical technologist and the harsh weather combined…
  • canada flag

    Tourist Questions

    Here are some of the "All-Time Dumbest Questions" asked by Banff Park tourists. On…
  • Default Image

    Cat Allergy

    A little girl was wearing one of those Medical Alert bracelets. Someone asked her what…
  • Default Image

    Mouse Repellant

    A couple moved to the country when they retired. One mild winter, they had a bit of a…
  • Default Image

    Curfew

    This young man was elated when he turned eighteen in a state where curfew is 11:00 p.m.…
  • Default Image

    Church Bulletin Bloopers

    The following have all genuinely appeared in church bulletins!* Next weekend's Fasting &…
  • Default Image

    One-liners

    *43.3% of statistics are meaningless! *Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.…
  • Default Image

    Driving Around

    I tell you, men drivers are a hazard to traffic. Driving to work this morning on Highway…
  • Default Image

    Work P-p-p-p-p-roblem

    A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and…
  • Default Image

    Library Confusion

    The college football player knew his way around the locker room better than he did the…
  • sweep-set

    Internet Cleaning

    As many of you know, each year the Internet must be shut down for 24 hours in order to…
  • Default Image

    Enemies in the West

    A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting."How are we…
  • Default Image

    Delete Button

    Unfortunately, we humans do not come equipped with delete buttons for our mouths.My…
  • Default Image

    Card Reader Instructions

    Hard to believe, but many of our customers at the bank still don't know how to swipe…