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    Wedding Blessing

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    Fly Bye

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    Hymns For Professionals

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    Foreign Languages

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    Goober Operator

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    Ladies' Tee

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    Australian Military Helicopter Simulation

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    Cover All Exits!

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    Cross Country Move

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    Poor Vagabond

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    The Confused Goober

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    Order Debt

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    Prenatal Visit

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A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs.  Jones had sent to him by an usher.

The note read: "Bill Jones having gone to sea, his wife desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety."

Failing to observe the punctuation, he startled his audience by announcing:

"Bill Jones, having gone to see his wife, desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety."

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