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    Late Arrival

    A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!"He…
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    Coffee, No Cream

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
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    Ten Reasons Why Men Should Join The Choir

    *Ten Reasons Why Men Should Join The Choir*10. Rehearsals are every Wednesday night. This…
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    Beauty Cosmetics

    Todd's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years…
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    You Get What You Paid For

    During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:…
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    Tap Away

    During an attack of laryngitis I lost my voice completely for two days. To help me…
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    Cat Petting

    We moved into an apartment while we were looking for a place that would let us keep our…
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    Y2K Backup System

    While we believe we will be fully Y2K compliant by January 1, 2000, and most of our…
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    Horse Woes

    Two cowboy friends, Wally and Dallas, each bought a horse one summer. They enjoyed riding…
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    First Words

    The eight-year old boy had never spoken a word-ever. One afternoon, as he sat eating his…
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    Karmel Recipe

    The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and…
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    Husband's Check

    Proud and pleased as she could be, the new, young bride, Mrs. Stanford Strothers, strode…
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    Medically Speaking

    The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he…
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    Rules for Editing

    Some of you have noticed a few typos in the CleanLaugh list now and then. To improve this…
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    Namesake Care

    While I was serving as a chief master sergeant at Barksdale Air Force Base in Bossier…

A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs.  Jones had sent to him by an usher.

The note read: "Bill Jones having gone to sea, his wife desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety."

Failing to observe the punctuation, he startled his audience by announcing:

"Bill Jones, having gone to see his wife, desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety."

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