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    Helping Mom

    A little while after my mother was widowed, it became apparent that she was unable to…
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    Lost Gas Cap

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    Tailing Truck

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    Bridge Over Troubled Waters

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    Goober Ring

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    Rules for Writers

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    Votive Candles

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    Seat Sacrifice

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    Chemistry Stir

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    How To Lose Your First Case

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    Jury Duty

    Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?Juror: I don't…
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    You and Your Boss: The Subtle Differences

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    Control Seminar

    The company I work for sometimes puts on what they call "Lunch and Learn" seminars during…
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    Name That Baby

    When Diane found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen.…
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    Flower Switch

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A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs.  Jones had sent to him by an usher.

The note read: "Bill Jones having gone to sea, his wife desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety."

Failing to observe the punctuation, he startled his audience by announcing:

"Bill Jones, having gone to see his wife, desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety."

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