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Queen Size

A little boy went to the store with his grandmother and on the way home, he was looking at the things she had purchased. 

He found a package of panty hose and began to sound out the words "Queen Size". 

He then turned to his grandmother and exclaimed,

"Look Grandma, you wear the same size as our bed!"

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