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    Johnny's Dust

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    Air Boss

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    Play Quietly

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    In Charge

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    Strange Allergy

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    Rare Steak

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    Just A Kiss Per Yard

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    Ironic Call

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    Abstract Noun

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    Cat T-Shirts

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    Procrastinator's Creed

    1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already. 2. I shall…
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    Nabbed

    My friend, the manager of a grocery store, nabbed a shoplifter in the act. He was…
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    Diaper Change

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    No. 5 Bus

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    Ring Appraisal

    An acquaintance of mine whose daughter was about to be married decided to give her a…

On duty as a customer-service rep for a car-rental company, I took a call from a driver who needed a tow. He was stranded on a busy highway, but he didn't know the make of the car he was driving.

I asked again for a more detailed description beyond "a blue four-door."

After a pause, the driver replied, "It's the one on fire."

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