logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Pit Falls

    This particular man was taking a shortcut through the graveyard one dark night. That was…
  • Default Image

    Merchant Captain

    One of the world's most famous merchant captains died, having long been admired by his…
  • Default Image

    Babysitting

    With some misgivings, we left a young babysitter in charge of our three energetic…
  • Default Image

    Goodwill Offering

    During the last Sunday service that the visiting pastor was to spend at the church he…
  • Default Image

    IRS Call

    When the minister picked up the phone, Special Agent Struzik from the IRS was on the…
  • roller coaster

    The Difference of a Year

    Our seven-year-old daughter was thrilled when we took her to Disney World for the first…
  • Default Image

    Running Away

    A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He…
  • phone handheld 2

    Calls to Information Assistance

    Just a few decades ago, before the days of Google and online information, people would…
  • Default Image

    Foreign Phrases - Sort of

    A New York magazine recently ran a contest. The rules were to take any well-known phrase…
  • Default Image

    A Bear, a Lion and a Pig

    A bear, a lion, and a pig meet. I know what your thinking they eat the PIG...NOThe bear…
  • Default Image

    Bible Hunt

    One fellow was violently tearing through his Bible in a desperate search when a friend…
  • Default Image

    Wooden Bayonet

    A Civil War soldier, who had lost his bayonet, whittled one from wood so that he could…
  • Default Image

    Ring Appraisal

    An acquaintance of mine whose daughter was about to be married decided to give her a…
  • school

    Meeting With Teacher

    Miss Smith and Little Johnny's father were having a parent teacher conference. Miss Smith…
  • Default Image

    Personalized Plate

    While waiting in line at the Department of Vehicle Services for my personalized license…

*Rules For Choosing A Superhero Name*

1. Don't call yourself by your real name: e.g., Ms. Jenny Pinchuck, The Amazing Stevie Foster.

2. Don't call yourself by someone else's real name: e.g., Mr. Teddy Kennedy, Captain Dean Martin.

3. Choose a name that suggests power, heroism and prowess: e.g., Captain Power, Thunderman, Mr. Invincible, Justiceman.

4. Don't be too modest: e.g., Mr. Pretty Good, Captain So-so, Fairly Incredibleman.

5. But don't labor the point: e.g., Mr. So-Powerful-Don't-Even-Think-About-It-Buddy.

6. Don't choose a name detrimental to your crime fighting image: e.g., Captain Spongecake, Mr. Silly, Yellow Streak, Purple Slippers, Captain Evil

7. Don't choose the name of an existing Superhero unless you have lots of money and enjoy fighting litigation instead of supervillains.

8. It's no use calling yourself Captain Invincible if your only power is control over Hostess Twinkies and you suffer from a congenital heart condition. It's just asking for trouble.

9. Don't call yourself the Invisible Boy if you're not.

10. Don't call yourself the Invisible Boy if you're a girl.

11. Don't give away important information in your name, e.g. The Glass Jaw, Captain Vulnerable To Strontium 90.

12. Don't call yourself The Green Avenger if you wear an orange costume. You'll confuse people.

Powered By JFBConnect