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Serious Shopper

I was browsing in a souvenir shop when the man next to me struck up a conversation. 

Just as he was telling me that his wife was getting carried away with her shopping, a brief power shortage caused the lights to flicker overhead.

"Ah," he sighed that must he her checking out now."

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