logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Soup Solution

    Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!Waiter: Don't worry, sir. The frog should…
  • Default Image

    Little Johnny Tested

    The school was having trouble with Little Johnny and decided to have him tested by a…
  • Default Image

    Silly Q&A

    Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?He's all right…
  • bagel

    Bagel Storm

    It was a terrible night, blowing cold and rain in a most frightful manner. The streets…
  • Default Image

    Planning Ahead

    A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond…
  • Default Image

    Reasons Not To Wash

    If you took the same excuses that people use for not going to church and apply them to…
  • Default Image

    Math Symbols

    While reviewing math symbols with my second-grade pupils, I drew a greater-than ( > ) and…
  • Default Image

    Chinese Knitting

    Many years ago my wife was to knitting what Peyton Manning is to football. She designed…
  • Default Image

    Work Show and Tell

    Stopping to pick up my daughter at kindergarten, I found out that the topic of show and…
  • crazy baby

    More Church Bulletin Humor

    *More Church Bulletin Humor* Sermon Outline:I. Delineate your fearII. Disown your…
  • Default Image

    School Daze

    It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from…
  • Default Image

    Soft Seven

    A young man is paired up with a priest on the first hole at the golf course. When they…
  • Default Image

    Church Hopping

    A man was stranded on the proverbial deserted Pacific island for years. Finally one day a…
  • Default Image

    Funeral Weather

    As with many funerals, it was a cloudy, rainy day.The deceased was a little old lady who…
  • Default Image

    Stupid Inventions

    Stupid Inventions: - Black Highlighter - Braille Driver's Manual - Clear Correction Fluid…

The local high school has a policy that the parent's must call the school if the student is to be absent for the day.  Kelly, deciding to bunk and go to the mall with her friends waited till her parent's had left for work and called the school herself.  This is the actual conversation of the telephone call.

Kelly: "Hi, I'm calling to report that Kelly so-and-so is unable to make it to school today because she is ill.

Secretary at high school: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.  I'll note her absence.  Who is this calling?"

Kelly: "This is my mother."

Powered By JFBConnect