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Songs For People Over 40

head phones*Top 10 Songs for People Over 40*

10. Let's Get a Physical

9. Ain't No Burrito Mild Enough

8. Johnny B. Olde

7. How Do You Mend a Broken Everything

6. The Lack O' Motion

5. Hair Potion Number Nine

4. Doctor My Eyes (And Ears and Joints and Back and...)

3. To All the Girls I've Disappointed Before

2. A Hard Day's Nap

And the Number One song for people over 40 ...

1. Knock Knock Knockin' on the Bathroom Door

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