A driver was pulled over for speeding by a police officer. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several swords in the car.
"What are those for?" she asked.
"I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act."
"Well, show me," the officer requested.
So he got out the swords and started juggling them: first three, then more, finally seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show and amazing the officer.
As another car passed by, the driver did a double take looking at the cop and the juggler, and said,
"My! Look at the drinking test they're giving now."