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    Dogs

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    Bear Hunting

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    Get Moving

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    Math Symbols

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    Singing Practice

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    Pierced Ears

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    Dog Rules

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    Pet Hotline

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    Lawyer Son

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    Astronomers Declare February No Longer a Month

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    Fasten Your Seatbelts

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    Army Drab

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    Gripe Comments

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    Newcomer Court

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The following is a quote from a director of sports information in the Navy, regarding the theft of some mascots from the Naval Academy by Army rivals:

"We knew Army cadets were involved because they cut through two fences to get to the goats, and 15 feet away there was an unlocked gate."

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