logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Chicken on the Go (Pun Warning)

    What do call a chicken on the go? Poultry in motion
  • Default Image

    Art Collector

    A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping…
  • Default Image

    Overreacting

    Early one morning, my husband, who works in a funeral home, woke me, complaining of…
  • Default Image

    Blockbuster Surprise

    Without realizing it, I walked right into a police stakeout at my local Blockbuster. When…
  • Default Image

    Wallet Thanks

    A lawyer had successfully handled a difficult law case for a wealthy friend. Following…
  • Default Image

    Parachute Training

    While attending US Army's Airborne School.....The Day before our first jump, the…
  • Default Image

    Haircut Plan

    I was getting my hair cut at a neighborhood shop, and I asked the barber when would be…
  • Default Image

    Australian Vacation

    On a vacation to Australia, a Texas farmer meets an Aussie farmer and starts talking to…
  • Default Image

    Card Reader

    "Can people predict the future with cards?" Jessica asked Danny."My mother can," Danny…
  • Default Image

    Road To Easy Street

    A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted…
  • Default Image

    Restaurant Rating

    I was meeting a friend in a restaurant and as I went in, I noticed two pretty girls…
  • fridge

    Murphy's Laws for Parents

    1. The tennis shoes you must replace today will go on sale next week. 2. Leak proof…
  • Default Image

    King of The Jungle

    The lion was proud of his mastery of the animal kingdom. One day he decided to make sure…
  • Default Image

    Thanks, Honey

    A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes…
  • Default Image

    Teapot Computer

    The secretary in our mental-health clinic chose a new screensaver -- a picture of a…

There is the Law of Gravity - and then, there is the Law of Parenthood

- A child's behavior will improve in proportion to the distance she is away from the parent.

- Two is equal to two, except when referring to time. Two minutes of tantrum lasts 20 times as long as two minutes of quiet time.

- The choice of a preschooler's best friend corresponds directly to the distance the friend lives from your house.

- A child's enjoyment of a popular entertainment will be inversely proportionate to the parent's enjoyment.

- The chance of a surprise visit by your parents-in-law is directly proportional to the size of the mess in your home.

- A child will always eat exactly what she has loved for the past year unless it is the only food in the fridge.

- The ease with which a toddler acquires the ability to say a word increases with its likelihood to embarrass a sailor.

Powered By JFBConnect