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    One Room School

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    Towel Misunderstanding

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    Hawaii Pronunciation

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    CIA Note

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    Gated Community

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    Dream Woman

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    Apples for Teachers

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    The Big Sale

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    Definition of a Bar-B-Que

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    Mother Tongue

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    Amazing Anagrams

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    The Pledge

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    *Famous Sports Quotes*

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    Holding A Job

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    Company Role Models

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There is the Law of Gravity - and then, there is the Law of Parenthood

- A child's behavior will improve in proportion to the distance she is away from the parent.

- Two is equal to two, except when referring to time. Two minutes of tantrum lasts 20 times as long as two minutes of quiet time.

- The choice of a preschooler's best friend corresponds directly to the distance the friend lives from your house.

- A child's enjoyment of a popular entertainment will be inversely proportionate to the parent's enjoyment.

- The chance of a surprise visit by your parents-in-law is directly proportional to the size of the mess in your home.

- A child will always eat exactly what she has loved for the past year unless it is the only food in the fridge.

- The ease with which a toddler acquires the ability to say a word increases with its likelihood to embarrass a sailor.

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