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    Who Am I?

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    Mess Cake

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    Four Little Words

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    Go Easy at First

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    Company Motivation Posters

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    Shirt Note

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    Martha's Way Vs My Way

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    Passing Time

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    Hashing It Out

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    When Aging Reality Sets In

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    Favorite Flower

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    And Then They Voted

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    Movie Impatience

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"Mom's List Of Things She Does Not Want To Hear"

1. I swallowed the goldfish.

2. Your lipstick works better than crayons.

3. Does grape juice leave a stain?

4. The principal called...

5. But DAD says that word all the time!

6. What's it cost to fix a window?

7. Has anyone seen my earthworms?

8. I painted your shoes pretty, huh Mommy?

9. The dog doesn't like dressing up in your underwear.

10. I'm running away from home. (Well, maybe some days.)

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