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Things Mom Doesn't Want To Hear

"Mom's List Of Things She Does Not Want To Hear"

1. I swallowed the goldfish.

2. Your lipstick works better than crayons.

3. Does grape juice leave a stain?

4. The principal called...

5. But DAD says that word all the time!

6. What's it cost to fix a window?

7. Has anyone seen my earthworms?

8. I painted your shoes pretty, huh Mommy?

9. The dog doesn't like dressing up in your underwear.

10. I'm running away from home. (Well, maybe some days.)

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