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    Surgeon Roast

    Harry hosted a dinner party. One of his guests was a surgeon. While deftly carving the…
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    Pit Falls

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    To The Rescue

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    Fathering

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    Marry An Actor

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    Why Parents Go Gray

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    Three Gifts

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  • A funny joke about a man who takes up tennis later in life.

    Tennis Talk

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    Signs Your Cat Is Too Fat

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    Burglary

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    Dad and Baby

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    Three Important Words

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    You Are A Bad Cook If…

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    Second Grade Math

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"Mom's List Of Things She Does Not Want To Hear"

1. I swallowed the goldfish.

2. Your lipstick works better than crayons.

3. Does grape juice leave a stain?

4. The principal called...

5. But DAD says that word all the time!

6. What's it cost to fix a window?

7. Has anyone seen my earthworms?

8. I painted your shoes pretty, huh Mommy?

9. The dog doesn't like dressing up in your underwear.

10. I'm running away from home. (Well, maybe some days.)

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