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    Cheap Motel

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    Goober Mirror

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    Memory School

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    Second Opinion 2

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    Oriskany Falls

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    No Matter What

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    Goober Mechanic

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    Quips to Ponder

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    Perspective

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    Vacation Offer

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    Rattlesnakes

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    Party Favor

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    Totally Out of Shape

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    Eat This Up

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"Mom's List Of Things She Does Not Want To Hear"

1. I swallowed the goldfish.

2. Your lipstick works better than crayons.

3. Does grape juice leave a stain?

4. The principal called...

5. But DAD says that word all the time!

6. What's it cost to fix a window?

7. Has anyone seen my earthworms?

8. I painted your shoes pretty, huh Mommy?

9. The dog doesn't like dressing up in your underwear.

10. I'm running away from home. (Well, maybe some days.)

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