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    License Picture

    A traffic cop stopped a woman for a minor traffic violation. After examining her driver's…
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    Preacher's Best Years

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    Career Cooling

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    An Honest Golfer

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    Pickup Backfire

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    New Phonetic Alphabet

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    Breathe

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    Stuck Between Floors

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    Not-So-Bright People

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    All Roads Lead Back to Rome

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  • A woman keeps her promise to send money with her deceased husband.

    Sending it With Him

    There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and was a…
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    Card Dog

    A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog…
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    Surprise Gift

    The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he'd like a bottle of…
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    Boat Rental

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    My Dog At It

    A minister delivered a sermon in ten minutes one Sunday morning. That was about half the…
An elderly woman died last month.

Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers.

In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote,

"They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead."
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