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    Need a Push

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    Lodge Meeting

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    Exercise Program

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    Awake Tip

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    Clunker Leak

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    Goober Painter

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    Egg Timing

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    Attendance Sermons

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    Preacher Tow

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    The Good Old Days

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    Miles and Eggs

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    Watch Your Hat and Overcoat

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    Wedding Report

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    Speeding Stories

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An elderly woman died last month.

Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers.

In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote,

"They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead."
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