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    Approval Letter

    After trying a new shampoo for the first time, Dewey mailed off an enthusiastic letter of…
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    Medical Fraud

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    Photo Radar

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    That's the Way . . .

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    Huge Steak

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    The Verge

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    Eat This Up

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    Lawyer Choice

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    Dogs

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    Goober Quotes

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    Negotiated Rules of Golf Between AARP and USGA

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    Backwoods Labor

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    Blood Flow

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    Getting Out

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    Travel Deal

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An elderly woman died last month.

Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers.

In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote,

"They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead."
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