logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Picture of Newspaper

    Good News

    *Good News* The parachute company says you'll get a full refund. They say the house…
  • Default Image

    Have More Fun at Church

    After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've…
  • Default Image

    10 Ways You Know Your Internet Connection Is A Little Slow

    10 Ways You Know Your Internet Connection Is A Little Slow1. Text on Web pages displays…
  • Default Image

    Most Famous Man

    A trio of old veterans were bragging about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one…
  • Default Image

    Skipping School

    The local high school has a policy that the parent's must call the school if the student…
  • Default Image

    Laws of Parenthood

    There is the Law of Gravity - And then, there is the Law of ParenthoodA child's behavior…
  • Default Image

    Freedom

    The Fourth of July was coming up, and the nursery school teacher took the opportunity to…
  • Default Image

    Speeding Registration

    On a long drive from Virginia, I thought I was traveling at a reasonable speed, but the…
  • Default Image

    Bible Confusion

    The little girl was sitting with her grandmother, who had presented her with her first…
  • Default Image

    Business Exhaustion

    The businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped…
  • Default Image

    Progressive Motherhood

    Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby. Here,…
  • Default Image

    How High Is It?

    An Engineering Student, a Physics Student, and a Mathematics student were each given $150…
  • Default Image

    Where's The Beef

    The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of…
  • Default Image

    Picture Menu

    I stopped at the local Burger King for a cold drink and was reading the menu over the…
  • Default Image

    Forest Fire Fly By

    The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest…
1.  Blaming your gas on me....  Not Funny

2.  Yelling at me for barking.  I am a dog you goober.

3.  Taking me for a walk then not letting me check stuff out.  Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4.  Any trick balancing food on my nose....  Stop it.

5.  Yelling at me for rubbing myself on your carpet.  Why did you buy carpet?

6.  Getting upset when I sniff crotches of your guests.  Sorry but I haven't quite mastered the handshake thing yet.

7.  Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.  Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you are not home.

8.  Taking me to the vet for "The big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.

9.  Dog Sweaters

10.  The slight of hand, fake fetch throws.  You fooled a dog!  What a proud moment for you on the top of the food chain.
Powered By JFBConnect