logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Top 10 Holiday Gift Things To Say

giftTop 10 things to say about a holiday gift you don't like:

10) Hey! There's a gift.

9.) Well, well, well...

8.) Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes, that would've fit.

7.) Perfect for wearing in the basement.

6.) Wow, I hope this never catches fire!

5.) If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!

4.) I Love it, but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.

3.) Sadly, tomorrow I enter the federal witness protection program.

2.) To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.

1.) I really don't deserve this.

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Baggage Problem

    The flight attendant watched a passenger try to stuff his hopelessly overloaded bags into…
  • chef

    Hashing it Out

    I was working as a short-order cook at two restaurants in the same neighborhood. On a…
  • Default Image

    A Letter From College

    A Letter from College:Dear Dad,$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and…
  • Default Image

    Jury Duty Prejudice

    A man was chosen for jury duty who very much wanted to be dismissed from serving. He…
  • Default Image

    12 Days of Fastfood

    On the first day of Christmas,My drive through gave to me:A Big Bacon Classic with…
  • Default Image

    For Charlotte

    A DJ was introducing a record. "This next one," he said, "is for Charlotte Burke, who is…
  • Default Image

    You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When

    You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When . . .* You can type sixty words a minute with…
  • picture of pierced ears

    Pierced Ears

    The students in my third-grade class were bombarding me with questions about my newly…
  • Default Image

    Goober Coffee Maker

    The newlywed Goober went to the store to ask how to operate the new coffeemaker received…
  • baby in white

    Baby Wrap

    Part of my job as a public-health nurse is teaching new parents how to care for their…
  • Default Image

    Great Exercise Program

    Here's the exercise program I'm using to stay in shape this year. You might want to take…
  • movie seats

    More things you would never know without the movies

    The more a man and a woman hate each other, the more likely they will fall in love... The…
  • gift

    Top 10 Holiday Gift Things To Say

    Top 10 things to say about a holiday gift you don't like: 10) Hey! There's a gift. 9.)…
  • Default Image

    Dental Mommy

    For the first time, my four-year-old daughter Kelsey was coming to my office to have me,…
  • Default Image

    Phrases for When you Receive Unwanted Gifts

    Here are ten useful phrases for responding to Christmas presents you would rather not…