logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Weight Report

A small town doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish.

One day while he was on one of his frequent fishing trips he got a call that a woman at a neighboring farm was giving birth. He rushed to her aid and delivered a healthy baby boy.

The farmer had nothing to weigh the baby with so the doctor used his fishing scales. The baby weighed 32 lb. 10 oz.

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    What Does That Mean?

    Little Levi attended church for the first time with his buddy, Jimmy. As the pastor got…
  • Default Image

    Stork Reunion

    A man took his little boy to the zoo for the very first time. Each time they would see a…
  • cat on roof

    Your Cat's New Year's Resolutions

    My human will never let me eat their pet hamster, and I am at peace with that. I will not…
  • Default Image

    How's My Driving?

    I decided to stop worrying about my teenage son's driving and take advantage of it.I got…
  • single red_rose

    Memory Clinic

    Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the…
  • Default Image

    Goober On The Net

    A goober went to his mail box several times before it was even time for the mailman to…
  • Default Image

    Toaster Oven

    One of my daughter's wedding presents was a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, she…
  • Default Image

    Vet's Guarantee

    There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working…
  • Default Image

    Cadet Sign

    When my brother was a cadet at the U.S. Air Force Academy, there was an overhead walkway…
  • Default Image

    Lion Tamer

    A man told the ringmaster that he was interested in joining the circus as a lion tamer.…
  • A funny joke about marriage

    Shoebox Doilies

    As a new bride, Aunt Edna moved into the small home on her husband's ranch near…
  • Default Image

    Work Confusion

    A passerby noticed a couple of city workers working along the city sidewalks.The man was…
  • Default Image

    Church Hopping

    A man was stranded on the proverbial deserted Pacific island for years. Finally one day a…
  • preacher

    Forgive Your Enemies

    The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject. After a…
  • Default Image

    Coach Call

    As a high school football coach, I'm aware that student athletes tend to focus too much…