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woman pointingA mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter's plane. She had just come back from a faraway land trying to find adventure.

As the daughter was exiting the plane, the mother noticed a man directly behind her daughter dressed in feathers with exotic markings all over his body and carrying a shrunken head.

The daughter introduced this man as her new husband.

The mother gasped in disbelief and disappointment and then it dawned on her.

"Oh Sweetheart, I said for you to marry a rich doctor! A RICH Doctor!"

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