logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

F1 - Help

computer keyboardMy friend was on duty in the main computer lab on a quiet afternoon when he noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workstations with her arms crossed across her chest, staring at the screen.

After about 15 minutes he noticed that she was still in the same position, only now she was impatiently tapping her foot.

Finally, he approached her and asked if she needed help.

She replied, "It's about time! I pressed the F1 key over twenty minutes ago!"

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Insurance Check and Double Take

    Fire swept the plains and burned down the farmer’s barn. While he surveyed the wreckage,…
  • Default Image

    Take Two Instead

    A man takes a photo of the front of his house to the local copy store and asks the clerk…
  • man smile

    Strange Problem

    A young man, fresh out of college, went to see his doctor one day. "Doc, there's…
  • Default Image

    Coffee Vending Machine

    A man put his fifty cents in a vending machine and watched helplessly while the cup…
  • Default Image

    Flu Prayer

    A young boy called the pastor of a local "corner" church to ask the pastor to come by to…
  • Default Image

    Collectable Receipts

    An woman went to traffic violation court for speeding, lost the argument as it always…
  • Default Image

    Corporate Can-Do

    Programmer to Team Leader:"We can't do this proposed project. **CAN NOT** It will involve…
  • Default Image

    Measuring Up

    The following question appeared in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen:…
  • Default Image

    Stern Announcement

    During a sermon one Sunday, the pastor heard two teenage girls in the back giggling and…
  • Default Image

    Homework Problem

    One of my third-graders came to school crying. "Jonathan's upset because he couldn't…
  • Default Image

    Rope Response

    A young fellow just starting into cattle ranching called the old cowboy one rainy evening…
  • Default Image

    One Call

    The two teenagers were arrested. The police sergeant told them they were entitled to a…
  • Default Image

    Rules for Editing

    Some of you have noticed a few typos in the CleanLaugh list now and then. To improve this…
  • Default Image

    Keep Your Seat

    A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his…
  • Default Image

    Anti Stress Diet

    This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that…