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Goober 2 by 4s
A couple of goobers in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of them walked into… -
Third Grade Assignment
My daughter's third-grade teacher had assigned the children to write a story titled "My… -
Sign Return
I was on board the USS Kitty Hawk when we docked in the Sri Lankan capital, Colombo.One… -
Paper View
I sat there waiting for my new doctor to make his way through the file that contained my… -
The Wedding Dress
Betty was soon to be married. More than anything, she wanted to wear the wedding dress… -
Because I Am A Guy
Because I am A Guy... ..I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I… -
Enlisting Choices
"Daddy," said my 11-year-old daughter, "I think I want to join the Army.""Baby," I… -
Hospital Information
A friend of mine was in the hospital awaiting the arrival of her first child. When I… -
Pain Explanation
A little girl went up to her mother one day while holding her stomach saying, "Mommy, my… -
Meatloaf
A recent bride called her mother one evening in tears. "Oh, Mom, I tried to make… -
Rodentially Clean
Johnny, age 5, was being taught to be neat and clean and to pick up after himself. One… -
Math Symbols
While reviewing math symbols with my second-grade pupils, I drew a greater-than ( > ) and… -
Ugly Baby
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've… -
Poor Preacher
After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give… -
Personalized Plate
While waiting in line at the Department of Vehicle Services for my personalized license…
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