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50 Years From Now
Three elderly gents were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about… -
In-Flight Humor
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture,"… -
Dead Horse
The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from one generation to the next, says… -
Cheap Motel
One night at an economy motel, I ordered a 6am wake-up call. The next morning, I awoke… -
If Airlines Sold Paint
Customer: Hi. How much is your paint? Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot… -
Signature Birthday Surprise
A famous author was autographing copies of his new novel in a Cleveland department store.… -
Calories That Don't Count
Dieting is a lot easier when you factor in recently determined calorie counting… -
The Pledge
Grandpa Cartnell was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how… -
Poor Vagabond
A poor vagabond, traveling a country road in England, tired and hungry, came to a… -
Ol' Spot
A group of country neighbors wanted to get together on a regular basis and socialize. As… -
2 Best Recipes
Newlywed Wife: "The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie."Newlywed Husband:… -
You Know You Are From Arizona When
You no longer associate bridges or rivers with water.You can endure 110 degrees without… -
Raise Request
Employee: I have been here 11 years doing three men's work for one man's pay. Now I want… -
Shower or Tub
New Englanders are known for their dry wit and logic.Once in Martha's Vineyard a hotel… -
Census Taker
An old man was sitting on his porch, when a young man walked up with a pad and pencil in…
