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Tournament Weather`

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911 Sees All

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Eating Out

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Doctor's Orders

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Shoe Repair

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Cars Wars

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Maturity Under Attack

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Visiting Oxford

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Card Reader Instructions

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Pastoral Visit

After the birth of their child, an Episcopal priest, wearing his clerical collar, visited…
Ten Dresses

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Purse Contents

As the bus pulled away, I realized I had left my purse under the seat. Later I called the…
Parking Concern

While walking through a parking lot, I tripped and fell flat on my face.As I was lying…
Chicken Answers

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Details: Written by Pastor Tim; Published: 18 March 2006

Created: 18 March 2006

Last Updated: 13 July 2011

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