While waiting at the veterinarian's office, I overheard two women chatting about their dogs.
"What's your dog's name?" asked the first woman.
"Well, we used to call her Pork Chop," answered the second lady. "But after the vet bills we've had for her, we now call her Filet Mignon."
I love the Swiss. By staying netural in most of the the world's disputes they have been able to work a lot for peace. This neutrality has also given them a lot of time to invent and develop really great stuff. Swiss chocolate, Swiss watches, Swiss army knives, soldiers on bicycles, and the Alps are just a few of the wonderful addtions to the world the Swiss have brought us.
However, I fear some of the Swiss may have too much time on their hands. To prove my point I give you "Sky Ear". The premise - attach some cell phones to some helium balloons and let people call them so they can listen to the sky. Oh yeah, I forgot that you also put LED lights on the phones.
I'll admit the images of this ear are pretty, but if I want to listen to the sky all I have to do is call anyone on my cell phone while I am at home. The cell service is so bad here I mostly get air anyway.
And please don't get me wrong - I'm not looking down on the Swiss. It just seems to me that "Sky Ear" shows that some of them have been neutral so long that they are beginning to coast.
It is with the greatest of apologies that I present this game to you. I only played it for a few levels before my mind was twisted into more of a tangle than these overlapping lines.
But then again, it may just be me because I have yet to master folding shirts . Not everyone finds puzzles puzzling. In fact some people are so good at figuring out puzzles that it puzzles them why some people can figure out puzzles. Go figure!
All you have to do is move the dots until none of the lines are crossing over each other. That sounds easy enough doesn't it?
A mother's four-year-old daughter was attending her first performance of the Ice Capades. She was so mesmerized that she wouldn't budge from her seat even during intermission, watching the activity while the ice was cleaned.
At the end of the show, she exclaimed, "I know what I want to be when I grow up!"
The mother envisioned her on the ice in another 15 years, starring in the Ice Capades.
She was brought back to earth when the daughter continued, "I want to be a Zamboni driver!"
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Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
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